05 March 2008
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
I want a pizza donut sandwich with extra cheese and a side of fries.
I want it sitting in front of me.
So I can look at it.
Perhaps touch it a little.
Poke it to see how squishy the dough is.
I DON'T WANT TO EAT IT!
Just let me smell it.. maybe chew it then spit it back out.
If you're male, and you ever find yourself thinking "Hey, Self, I really wonder how fucking mental females are.." ^^ see above.
But if you ask us, we'll lie, 'cause we're sneaky like that. Mhmmm.
P.S. Please give me chocolate?