14 May 2008
From One Kiwi to Another
*Throws Kiwifruit in bin*
"If you never ripen, I can't eat you, thus making your existence pointless!!"
"What is the point of your existence?!"
"TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL... and relieve you of digestive problems."
Next time I'll spray acidic juices in YOUR eye, Kiwi.
[In other news, I've discovered this adorable little website: Savage Chickens]