14 May 2008

From One Kiwi to Another


*Throws Kiwifruit in bin*

"If you never ripen, I can't eat you, thus making your existence pointless!!"

"What is the point of your existence?!"


"TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL... and relieve you of digestive problems."

Next time I'll spray acidic juices in YOUR eye, Kiwi.

[In other news, I've discovered this adorable little website: Savage Chickens]

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