Buttonless, Collarless & Pocketless.

*Sigh*

Like Whatcha See?

*Sitting in the living room watching Monk.*

*Theme song comes on.*

"Is that Randy Newman??"

"Definately sounds like Randy Newman."

*'Theme song written and performed by Randy Newman' pops onto the screen.*

There's a piece of information I'm never going to need.

If only I could remember Algebra as well as musical performers I never fucking listen to.

I have Family Guy to thank for filling half of my brain with all kinds of useless shit.

From One Kiwi to Another

*Throws Kiwifruit in bin*

"If you never ripen, I can't eat you, thus making your existence pointless!!"

"What is the point of your existence?!"

...

"TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL... and relieve you of digestive problems."


Next time I'll spray acidic juices in YOUR eye, Kiwi.


[In other news, I've discovered this adorable little website: Savage Chickens]

Words. Sentences. Paragraphs. Bad Punctuation.

"No, he's just trying to feed his policeman family." -Zack

Hahaha. As a person who has a slight problem with authority, I think I'll have to keep that in mind.

"I used to think a futon was a cross between a crouton and a wonton, and would always get weird looks from the waitstaff when I'd try to order one at an Asian restaurant." -Perplexious

That's funny. Even though croutons aren't Asian. I'll let you off this time..

"Today I've identified 15 objects on my desk that could kill a person." -Chad

You're my soul mate, Chad.

G'head, click it One Sentence.

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